The results are in. German men are the world's worst lovers.

Why oh why were the poor German men singled out like this? According to this article, the reason is due to a lack of hygiene: the German gents are just "too smelly". And what on earth should the German women do? I would advise any German woman wishing for a better smell during her love-time to invest in some decent soap and perhaps some deoderant for her man. It just might do the trick.

Sadly, Americans didn't fare too well in the survey either. American men ranked fifth on the list because they are "too rough". If this is the problem you have with your lover, I suggest reminding him to slow down and possibly use some lubricant, especially if you are using a condom. (Since most women are reported to only have sex while drunk, this may be the case.) I recommend Pink, which is Silicone-based.

The Swedish men came in third in the list (pun definitely intended) for their penchant to finish too early. To the Swedish girls out there, I'm sorry to hear it- perhaps some de-sensitizing lotion would work or if it's really a problem, double-up on the condoms, which might make him forget what he's doing altogether, but will definitely give you a longer session. (*****As I've since noted in the comments, the condom doubling is more of a tongue and cheek recommendation and NOT actually something you should attempt as the condoms will break.)

The English men are noted at second place for "being too lazy" and making the women do all the work. I'm not sure if this is a regional problem or country-wide. This is a more difficult problem to solve- maybe a sex strike would get the guys in line to do a little more work? However, I am more than impressed by the English women for their diligence in this matter.

If you're depressed about these results (like I am) and would like to find a better lover, the Latin lovers topped the list with Spain, Brazil, and Italy on top. Whether they are literally on top, I'll leave to your over-active imagination.

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

http://www.shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/the-worlds-10-best-worst-lovers-5...