Earlier this year, I asked some women about their worst dating experiences- the results, most of them pretty funny, can be found HERE. Before that, I asked some of the same women about the worst-pick up lines they had ever heard- since the women were all beautiful, I had two posts-full of extra-ordinarily awful pick-up lines which can be found HERE and HERE. Just recently, I asked some guys I know about pick-up lines- while they were extremely less forth-coming than the women I consulted, I did get some fun answers from a few of the fine gents that I asked.

From Ian-Canadian singer/songwriter extraordinnaire who also suggested this video clip from Anchorman as  an excellent example of what not to say when trying to get a date:

• Do you have a quarter? Because I promised to call home if I fell in love. FAIL!
• Heaven is missing an angel this evening.

From Bob:

• If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? (slap)

From Chris:  

• Let's have breakfast." And it works, yes.

And, last but definitely not least,
From Andy:

• I may have an average size penis , but I have 250lbs to whack it in with.

In case you're wondering, she's still with me 20 years later.

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What is the worst pick up line you have ever heard? What's the best pick up line you've ever heard? Do the pick up lines you hear usually work or are they so bad that you have to leave the premises earlier than you had intended? What is the worst pick up line that you've ever used? Did it work or did you just embarrass yourself?