In card games like bridge, table talk between partners is an unwritten rule; when it comes to delicate topics like sex and discussing your sex life with your friends. The Internet makes it worse; now people like Tucker Max and Anna Davis can write about their sex lives and distribute the information to the world at large. 

Both men and women have to watch out for their sexual reputations now. I just came across a column on The Frisky featuring a guy comparing two former girlfriends and their sexual prowess. According to writer John DeVore, one woman seemed like she would be very adventurous, but as he described it, her sexual performance was much more like “mashed potatoes.”  

Ummm, yummmy? I can’t even imagine what mashed potato sex would be like. Lumpy? 

In contrast, the other woman he dated apparently looked Amish--maybe because of a horse and buggy?--but was in fact sexually adventurous enough to take the writer to a sex toy store where she introduced him to the many splendid wonders of a cock ring, ‘hump spackle,” and anal beads. 

The Amish-looking woman proceeded to show him her magic and afterwards told him that she thought he’d be freakier. 

While John DeVore’s seemingly active sex life definitely makes for entertaining reading--you should check it out as he has quite a few nice turns of phrases when he is writing about sex, if I was an -ex girlfriend (or hook-up partner) of John DeVore, I’d be absolutely terrified that I was going to be skewered in one of his columns.

 My colleague grrrl or I could crucify some guys in this blog, but don’t. Call me odd if you will, but  I don’t think that sharing the personal details of my sex life better my sex life in the future with different partners. Writing about sex in general is one thing, but writing about specific sexual acts with specific people is an entirely different thing altogether. 

Of course, there’s always the possibility that the writer was lying about his sexual escapades; as I said, he’s a good writer and like 99.3% of all men out there, more than likely has an overactive imagination when it comes to sex. The image of the sexy Amish lookalike is one thing, but the reality of having sex with different women and exposing their sexual strengths and weaknesses is another thing entirely.