The stats are in. 75% of women can’t have an orgasm with just vaginal intercourse alone. If you view the female orgasm from this perspective, it means that using hands or sex toys is considered cheating on orgasms. In other words, the many women who use manual stimulation to orgasm during sex have been “cheating” on their orgasms throughout the duration of their respective sexual histories.

Kim Wallen, a sex researcher,  is trying to determine if the reason for a woman’s difficult to orgasm vaginally could be due to her C-V distance, or how far a woman’s clitoris lies from her vagina. Apparently, Princess Bonaparte, a decedent of the short man himself, found that the ultimate C-V was 2.5 centimeters or about an inch in length. Tragically, she had an operation done on herself to see if she could get her own C-V distance to the appropriate length. It didn’t work, and she was scarred for life. Kim Wallen has studied evolutionary biology believes that the Bonaparte theory of C-V holds water.

Susie Sexpert, who is an outspoken proponent for sex and orgasms both, says studies like this are damaging to women and encourages women to get more comfortable with their bodies. Susie’s basic idea is that if women hear too many of these kind of theories, they are going to freak out even more about their bodies. Seriously, how would a man feel if he was told his penis was too small to orgasm during sex? I don’t really see how this kind of study is useful to real women with concerns about orgasms.

Also, I am of the belief that an orgasm is an orgasm. The idea that a clitoral orgasm is less important than a vaginal orgasm is absolutely ridiculous. This idea is similar to the other bullshit  study that found that trained sexologists (don’t ask- I have no idea how you can get trained to become a sexologist) could easily determine the vaginal orgasmic history of a woman by the way she walked. I wonder how many volunteer “researchers” they had for that kind of study.

This kind of bullshit science doesn’t fly in my book. What is the use of that kind of stupid study and how did anyone ever get funding for it? What’s wrong with encouraging more couples to use sex toys instead of making women feel inferior because of their supposed inability to orgasm vaginally?