Marty Beckerman (who is a self-purported humorist and sex writer) was a man with a  the daunting task:  to read  Cosmopolitan magazine in order to test some of the magazine’s more interesting sex advice.

Luckily, he had a willing and able partner: his girlfriend who for reasons unknown to me refused to appear on camera- possibly because she either doesn’t exist or didn’t really feel like using her lace bra on her man’s private parts in an off-screen camera shot.

Was he impressed? I would have to give that a big, fat negatory as his verdict on Cosmo's sex advice was not favorable- if you watch the video below (which has audio that is not safe for work), you will see an average looking man who is in slight pain, and who seems a little confused about why a shoe-lace should be included as a prop  in his sex life.

In defense of Cosmo, which I read religiously from the ages of 15-17, I sincerely doubt whether Marty Beckerman chose the best sexual advice contained in the magazine, but I do have to give him credit for trying. I apologize in advance for the pun, but it must have been “hard” for him.