What was the worst first date you’ve ever had? In the spirit of  previous articles about the worst pick-up lines my friends have ever heard (HERE and HERE), I begged and cajoled a few fellow Facebookers (who are all incidentally hot women) to tell me about their worst first dates.

• Christina, who has always had a thing for Jocks said that her worst first date was, “probably while attending WSU when I went over to a University of Idaho’s apartment to make me dinner for his first date when his girlfriend dropped by. Nice, huh?”

• Connie’s story is a little similar to Christina’s. "It “could have been the big New Year's Eve party where my date didn't show up because he was at the hospital because his estranged wife was sick! (I didn't even know he was married/separated!) So much for being 19 & naïve. He turned up @ 1:30 w/ a bottle of champagne, beef jerky & his boyish grin; didn't work.”

• Kara said her worst first date involved a parking lot accident between the food court and the movie theater at the mall. Not only was her date cheap enough to feed her food court cuisine for their date, “on the way to the theater , he drove about 50 miles per hour through the parking lot and we got side swiped by an oncoming car.  Then, we stood in the rain until a tow truck came since his car was trashed, had his mother come get us and then hung out with her the rest of the night- yikes!!!”

• Alyssa’s most memorable date was with her current husband: “ I didn't remember his name and had my friends go to the bar we were going to. I pretended that I didn't know they were going to be there. The plans was that they had to introduce themselves to him so I could figure out his name. It worked too! Then my friend proceeded to pour beer all over his lap. Worked out though because we're married:)”

• Karen’s worst first  date did not have the same happy ending as Alyssa’s. “I was on match.com and some co-workers printed out my profile and distributed it to anything male and breathing who walked into our office. Which is how I got set up with the copier maintenance guy.  So... the guy spent most of dinner telling me about his fishing boat and how he never takes women on it. Then we planned to go to a movie. We were early so I suggested we kill some time at Barnes & Noble next door. The guy actually said to me, 'Really, what for? You know, I don't think I've ever been in a bookstore before.’   Alrighty then... Then we saw this Mel Gibson flick about the Vietnam War. During a particular graphic part where one of the U.S. soldiers gets blown apart by a friendly-fire grenade and the audience was gasping in horror, my date was LAUGHING loudly! Needless to say, no second date.”

An honorable mention for surviving a different sort of "date" goes out to Tatum who had to sleep in the Paris airport overnight on her HONEYMOON because her husband booked the wrong dates. Oooops!

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