Are all Men Total Cheeseballs or Just the Ones my Friends and I have Met?

Check out the fine specimens below. Not only do we girls have the pressure to look hot for the possible normal guys we may happen to meet when we Sexy?are out and about, we also have to put up with the jerks around us who have nothing better to do than get hammered and harass enough women in the hopes that one of us will be either drunk enough, blind enough, or quite possibly deaf enough to go home with them. (For a short compilation of some of the worst pick up  lines ever go here.) And, for the record, has there ever been a women in the history of the species who was impressed by a frat guy rubbing his nipple in a suggestive manner? If men had to rely solely on pick-up lines for the survival of the species, I am afraid we would be extinct faster than you can say global warming.

I recently did an informal Facebook survey of some of my hottest female Facebook friends to see what kinds of pick up lines they had the privilege of hearing. And, no, if you are a guy somehow reading this, I do not recommend that you try any of these yourself, but I guess it’s a free country.

Here are a few of my favorite replies:

From Danielle, who is one of the smokinest (is that a word?) chicks you could ever meet:

"A guy once bought me a drink at a dance club, brought it over to me on the dance floor, looked me up and down and said,
"I like the way you jiggle".

..Seriously. Unless your name is Jello, I just don't see how that is supposed to make me want to go home with you."

From Emilie, also a smoking hottie (as well as a former swimmer and power-lifter):

       "Koreans are my favorite."

From Dawn, also hot, and a fellow blogger :

     "I like your crooked teeth" is the best one I can recall beyond "let's get wasted and fuck!" (and I think I may have been the one who used the latter...)

From total cutie Kara who was out innocently one night with her boyfriend and her sister:

    "I had someone come up to the table and hit me on the arm and look at Lisa and say that "this is how it's gonna be, we’re borrowing her for a while since they liked me"- yikes!"

And from my very own personal memory bank (and this goes way, way back):

     "I've climbed many an oak tree, but none as tall as you."

WTF are these guys thinking? Is it the alcohol or is the sight of so many attractive women in one place (presumably a bar or a party) that is jumbling their poor little brains and rendering them unable to speak properly? Presumably, some guys must have good pick-up lines because there is a lot of casual sex in this day and age, but i"ve yet to hear one.