July 2009

HmmmmmmmLadies, if you are going to fake your orgasms, have some respect for nearby neighbors, try to do it convincingly, and for the love of God, don't be shy about helping the dude give you a real orgasm the next time. Seriously, where is the equality?

The walls are thin in the four-plex I live in. The neighbor upstairs is average looking, maybe a little cute, and has an ok job, but is extremely popular with girls, particularly girls who are slightly intoxicated. There is a different girl most every week. They come and go and I smile and nod, because really, it is none of business. Except of course, when they are directly upstairs from my bedroom, having loud sex that keeps me awake.
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If you haven’t heard yet, there are some super creepos out there on the web—and not just the Craigslist killer, either. Plenty of whack jobs take up residence on dating sites, just waiting for one of the 25 million sweet single young things who search for love online every year to declare that they must love dogs and profess their undying love in a canoe—and then take advantage of them, rape them, and even kill them.

Jeffrey Marsalis was one such sicko-path. Known as “the Match.com serial rapist,” this monster—who egotistically proclaimed himself a surgeon, an astronaut, and a CIA agent, among other things, on the dating site—who drugged and raped 21 women in Philadelphia. Read more

Breast AugmentationThe word is out. American women want bigger boobs and we want them now. At least some of us must, because we spent roughly $1.5 billion on breast augmentation surgeries in 2007. To put it another way, Americans spent about $5 for for every American citizen. I don't even want to figure out how much that is per breast. Women (whatever their reason for wanting the surgery) need to look at the safety of the operations available.

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